stolen from chzbrgr_of_doom

Make up a title for a story I didn't write, and I will respond with details of those non-written stories. You may, if you like, include details, such as pairings or fandom or whatnot. Any fandom I know is fair game.

*explodes*

Neil Gaiman is coming to UCA in November. I am a fangirl. I die. I will so not be working that night.

Dude, wtf?

"Forlorness" is not a word. Maybe "Forlornness". It's disgusting either way.

I also hate it when authors are like "omg this chapter will make you cry". It's fine to post a warning for angst or whatever, but please It's so stupid.