stolen from chzbrgr_of_doom

[lunesque]

Make up a title for a story I didn't write, and I will respond with details of those non-written stories. You may, if you like, include details, such as pairings or fandom or whatnot. Any fandom I know is fair game.

Comments

[scheherezhad]

"Five Reasons Not to Fall in Love with Conrad Weller" - GwenCon!

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

Um. Okay. I've tried and tried, but every time I attempt to come up with the details, the actual fic comes out. So maybe I'll write the fic, and then you'll get your details. Would that work? ^^;;;;;;;;

[scheherezhad]

That's fine with me. :D

[saekhwa]

Options:

1.) Conrad/Gwendal in the porn flick--"Riding Con"

2.) KKM in the movie "Everything Revolves Around You"

3.) Conrad/Gwendal/King!Yuuri--"Falling Through"

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

Hey! Who said you could have three? Also, wtf is up with "Riding Con"????? That made my slutty!Conrad go wtf? DUDE.

[saekhwa]

It's not write all three. They are options. As in, whichever one comes to you first or the best, then pick that one. I'm all about giving people options. :P

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

okay. I was having a panic attack.

Unfortunately anissina took 'riding con' and ran away with it. ;_;

[saekhwa]

Literally. Dude, who knew she loved hot man!sex like we do?

I would have never guessed, and her plotting ability wouldn't have ended. Nope, she would have invented something, tied up Gwendal and made him have sex with Con to get the invention off or something. Like a cock ring or something. ^_____^

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

You remember the episode where Gunter had the crown on his head and Anissina made Gwendal kiss it? She's a fangirl, yo.

And she only gave up on it briefly. It was more like she was distracted by turning Gunter into her pony than actually giving up on it. And come on. Gwendal and Conrad were already sleeping together. they didn't need any help.

[saekhwa]

*laughs* No, but she has to be able to watch, at least.

Anissina = ultimate fan girl

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

All she did was remind me that I owe her a threesome. And come on. It's not like I actually wrote this fic.

[saekhwa]

No, but the thought of it existing makes me happy enough. ^__^

[saekhwa]

Oh, and Riding Con just made me laugh, so I put it 'cause my crack-y brain made me do it. :P :P

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

No love for your cracky brain.

[saekhwa]

:P Meanie.

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

1.) Okay. In "Riding Con" (seriously, wtf kind of title is that?)

Gwemdal was a bounty hunter in the Old West, and his job was to catch bandits--Conrad conveniently happened to be one. Conrad got caught by Gwendal and offers physical compensation should Gwendal let him go. Gwendal thought Conrad was pretty cute, so he accepted and they had kinky saddle sex. That convinced Gwendal that being a bandit couldn't be all that bad, so they ride into the sunset together.

It turned out to be a dream Anissina was having, and the idea of Conrad and Gwendal having hot mansex pushed her buttons, so she kept looking at them and plotting during breakfast. Conrad and Gwendal, being far from stupid, were rightfully concerned, and so they stayed far away from her.

In the end, she gave up on the hot Gwendal and Conrad mansex and turned Gunter into her pony.

[saekhwa]

It's the perfect pr0n title, that's what it is. :P You have to admit that, at least. Plus, you actually wrote a plot to it. What does that say about you. :P

*laughs* That's a really funny fic (and is it bad that now I want kinky saddle sex with Con/Gwen?)

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

It tells me that my muses are insane.

And Conrad and Gwendal aren't going to have kinky saddle sex yet.

[saekhwa]

Yet! W0ot! Which means eventually, they will.

*is excited*

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

You're allowed to dream.

[saekhwa]

:P