1. "Hey, this isn't so bad--" CAT DESTROYING THE UNIVERSE
2. "Well, it's not like I thought I could make a perfect first take--" LOUD POUNDING MUSIC FROM THE NEIGHBORS
3. "I'm getting tired of reading this story over and over again." *locks cat out of room and starts recording* CAT POUNDS HEAD AGAINST DOOR UNTIL SHE FORCES IT OPEN AND THEN MEOWS LOUDLY TO LET ME KNOW SHE DIDN'T APPROVE OF THAT
4. CAT
5. CAT
6. "Hey, Kim's back from lunch! I'll take a break and IM her for a second and then go back to recording." ACCIDENTALLY RECORDS OVER NEARLY COMPLETED FIRST DRAFT.
Fuck this. I'm so done. I have major respect for poficcers, but I have a feeling I will not be able to join your ranks. I can't handle the demoralization of ruined recordings.