Sometimes I don't even know what to say about people.

Me: Blah blah welcome outbound call blah blah blah

Customer: You have a very nice voice!

Me: Thank you!

Customer: You sound just like Sarah Palin!

Me: Ha ha.. ha.

Customer: Where are you calling from?

Me: Arkansas.

Customer: Huh. Well, that's a little bit away from Alaska!

Me: Yes!

Customer: But they both start with A!

Me: Ha ha.. ha. Have a good night. *hang up and headdesk*

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For some reason, the bathroom at work always smells like someone has been cooking.