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Taken from brightflashes, greg_kennedy, scheherezhad

This is the new version of the "[your name] needs" Google meme. Go to google.com and type in "[your name] [word]" to find a sentence about yourself (Theoretically, it will most likely be about someone else, unless you're a celebrity). : ) Putting it in quotes will help you get back a good sentence.

Rachel:
1. Needs:Rachel needs guidance and normal supervision.
2. Looks like: Rachel looks like she’s just swallowed a matzo ball whole.
3. Says: Rachel says no to nipples
4. Wants: Rachel wants to recreate both the language and the legend, with the help of a living bird.
5. Does: Rachel does the bend and snap.
6. Hates: Rachel hates the vulgar and tasteless.
7. Asks: Rachel asks if they have time to get some coffee first.
8. Goes: Rachel goes bouncy, bouncy, bouncy.
9. Likes: Rachel likes explosions!
10. Eats: Rachel eats you.
11. Wears: Rachel wears a green and blue diamante evening dress.
12. Was arrested for: Rachel was arrested for singing a song about never forgetting the thousands who have died for democracy in Burma.

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This made me laugh until I cried. I don't know why it's so funny.

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Whew.

So, I was minding my own business and reading a random J2 fic that's a Regency AU where Jared is the second son and Jensen is his valet (it's late. I didn't have any specific fic saved for reading, okay?)

Of course, Jensen is getting raped by random lord-like people because he's so pretty. Of course, I'm all like, ick abuse, who is this Lord Hartley prick anyway?

And then I realized who Lord Hartley was and my brain literally went offline for a minute.

Justin Hartley! No, no, no, Ollie's actor is not being a horrible sexual predator to Dean's actor! I mean, the story was sort of whatever before, but that just made me violently click the back button. Any other actor in the part and I would've been cool. But NO.

Gah.