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I've sort of missed livejournal, now that I think about it. I miss writing about anything with actual substance. But I can never seem to find the time, or the words, or the motivation, or something. So here's me trying to get in the habit of LJ again-- of jotting a note every day, or sorting out my thoughts in some sort of order. Maybe letting my muses to continue to amuse my flist the way they amuse me, or--god, sharing my dad's antics that are driving me batty.

I think I'll do that one.
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Oh, my god.

Okay. So I spend almost every minute of every day with my Conrad!muse a sweet, quiet presence in the back of my head. And sometimes he comes up with a silly idea or a bad pun and he makes me laugh (or my dad makes a bad pun and then Conrad!muse forces me to laugh because it's the funniest thing evar [which it really isn't, Conrad. Of course, you're the one who came up with the Alaska pun {or, god forbid, the Canada pun in the dub, and I'm using so many brackets in this paragraph I'm running out of symbols} so I honestly forget who I'm talking to sometimes] like the Bleach/Clorox joke and I don't even want to go into that.)

And if I'm really lucky, Gwendal!muse will look at Conrad and be all, "We haven't been written in a while." By which he means that they haven't had porn in far too long and Gwendal is in need to molest. Which is perfectly fine for all involved (except for Yuuri!muse and the occasional appearance of Josak!muse, who get uber upset at me.)

Anyway, I'm sure I had a point, although I lost it somewhere in those couple of paragraphs. Basically, Conrad and I just remembered that Gwendal is, like, really sexy. really really. And I can't tell whose lust is stronger, mine or Conrad's. ^^;;

Now Conrad wants me to finish the forty plus Gwendal/Conrad bunnies I have lurking on my hard drive, but there's only so much porn I can write.

Be like Harry Potter, KKM!!! Give me wonderful plot, not just wonderful porn! Why doesn't it work for you??