I stoled this from on_the_cusp

Look at your LJ userpics list. If you have fewer than 50 icons, pick every fifth one. If you have between fifty and seventy-five icons, pick every seventh one. If you have over seventy-five icons, pick every tenth one. If you have fewer than ten, pick all of 'em. List them on your LJ, and tell everyone exactly why you have it, why it's interesting to you, what significance does it have.

( My icons are supposed to have significance? Oh Dear. )

Stolen from ishuca. Again.

( Interest Collage yay! Do you see Draco and Blaise??? AND CONRAD!!!!! )

UGH. I HATE PEOPLE.

Okay. I hate work.

What the fuck.

Guy walks in with a cigarette. I tell him 'I'm sorry, but you're not allowed to smoke in the store.' And he's all 'oh, sorry' and drops it on our tile floor and stomps it out. Some I'm all like, 'I can't believe you just did that.' And he's all, 'What's your problem?'

What the fuck is my problem? Instant refusal of service, and will you please leave the store, thank you.

And so he's all, you're a stupid bitch and I'm going to get you fired, and so I said that he was a stupid whore (which was much milder than the statement I was originally going to call him, ie fucking asshole), and that my manager is here Monday through Friday, from hours X to X. Feel free to talk to him.

And then his friend bought things, and he didn't have enough money, and the fucking asshole threw money at me, like that was going to make his face any better.

I'm so pissed.

I cannot think of enough cuss phrases that have 'fuck' in them. Damn my relatively mild vocabulary.

I can feel the tension headache gunning for me. HATE.

Open letter to a muse

Draco,

I am supposed to be writing a Kyo Kara Maoh! fic. You are supposed to be in denial of your sexuality.

Therefore, you are not supposed to give me inspiration for some really hot sex with Blaise. He is your best friend. You will be vulnerable. He will eat you alive.

I admit, this is not necessarily a bad thing.

But we have to remember that Blaise simply isn't as noble as Colin and although he's very pretty and really nice in bed, doing anything with him except having shallow conversations about hair will cause messy complications.

And please, let's not forget about Pansy and Padma.

And actual plot which, yes, you are a part of.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

Me