Smut Classifications

1 person = masturbatory.

2 people = normal participation, regardless of any number of interesting kinks.

3 people = threesome.

Now, here's where I get confused. 4 people is what? A quartet? An orgy? Or does that classifications start at five? What do you think?



Also: My Conrad!muse is a slut. 0.0

But he always asks me so nicely. *scurries off to write*