GUH.

PotC II.

Captain Jack Sparrow = as fabulous as always

Will Turner = surprisingly likeable. ♥

Elizabeth Swann = eh. Good acting, but eh.

Norrington = the SEX. OMG. *fans self*

I was fully expecting to love Jack best of all, like the rest of the universe loves him, but... Norrington. PLEASE be in the next movie!!! ♥ ♥

Really! How did Norrington get so hot??

And who wants to see it with me on Monday? >:D

Also, the Further Adventures of Rachel's Breasts

This is just a tiny misadventure, but still worth noting, I guess.

So, dad and I are on the way to Little Rock, and I decided that I wanted some lotion. I pulled the one I originally bought for Jon out, and it was kind of low, so nothing came out when I squeezed. So I squeezed harder, and it just splurted out, landing, of course, as a white streak right across my right breast. Hence the conversation:

Me: *blinks*

Dad: *cackles* You... no, I won't say it.

Me: *long suffering sigh* What is it?

Dad: *snickers* Got it a little excited, did you?

Me: *beats head against window* Why me?

But I got him back when we went to Mt. Fuji's for dinner and he couldn't use his chopsticks. I giggled at him and hurt his feelings. Part of me feels bad, but most of me feels justified.