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Oh.

Oh.

I am officially refraining from writing like. Any Severus characterization whatsoever. Ever again. Because. Oh.

In other words, monochromal, I have finally finished If You Are Prepared.

Oh.

And. Movie Rec. Because seriously. *giggles maniacally*

A movie that you simply have to see. Or not. Presenting:

Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter

Thrills, chills, madness galore!

The worst/funniest/pardody/whatever movie EVER.

With bad acting, bad action sequences with 32+ people coming out of a barely there vehicle to whoop Jesus' ass, and brilliant lines such as 'Let the conversion begin' and 'you don't know us because we've never talked to you before'. Add in the insane scientist, a shortage of lesbians in the country, and vampires who can walk in the sun, and what do you have?

A viable cult classic.

Oh, and did I mention that for the first half of the movie it attempts to be a musical?

With talking bowls of cherry ice cream, and horrible play-on-names like 'Mary Magnum', this movie is not to be missed!!