Doing this, finally....

Bill Gates
Circle I Limbo

General asshats
Circle II Whirling in a Dark & Stormy Wind

rabid flamers
Circle III Mud, Rain, Cold, Hail & Snow

Osama bin Laden
Circle IV Rolling Weights

Rednecks
Circle V Stuck in Mud, Mangled

River Styx

George Bush
Circle VI Buried for Eternity

River Phlegyas

Parents who bring squalling brats to R-rated movies
Circle VII Burning Sands

Creationists
Circle IIX Immersed in Excrement

The Fuckwit
Circle IX Frozen in Ice

Design your own hell

GAAH!!

*reads a fic * ACK OMG WTF??? Norrington does not have an 'almost sadistic smile' GRR ARGH UNHAPPINESS!!

GOD, I've been studiously avoiding PotC fic because yeah, but damn! ishuca, this is ALL YOUR FAULT. *scowl*

Now, see, this is something I'm definitely livid about. If you're going to write fanfic, do it as IC as you possibly can, unless it's meant to be OOC!! Don't mutilate a wonderful character just because you have your own prejudices against said character. *sigh*