I am going to spam. *spams*

You know, I was thinking about it, and I recalled that a certain someone *coughred_moon_risingcough* was supposed to slash me and Kasi a loooooong time ago. And I still haven't read it. :(

Hey...I wonder...

*clears throat and hopes*

To those who know me and straypenstrokes, I offer this (and hope I'm important enough for people to care).

I want someone to write moriavis/straypenstrokes. And I want it to be smutty/angsty/fluffy whatever.

And for the author's trouble, I will write them a story. Fanfic, original, anything. Anything they want at all. It can be something as simple as a haiku, or something as squicky as... oh, Dumbledore/Giant Squid, or even an Oh-my-god-Hermione-is-the-daughter-of-Aragorn-and-Arwen-and-has-switched-dimensions-to-save-Middle-Earth-Mary-Sue type.

And. I'll even be completely insane and say I'll write a story for everyone who slashes me. Whether it's me/krysis_, or me/elite_stoat, or me/poetic_licence, I don't care. If you slash me with someone on my friends list, you will get a story of your choice. (As long as -someone- slashes me with straypenstrokes please????)

*scurries away and hides*