Meme

[lunesque]

I wasn't going to do this, but chzbrgr_of_doom and scheherezhad did such a wonderful job that I simply decided I must try to be as cool as they are. I will fail, but I will try anyway.

You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section. (examples: "Five Reasons Why Draco Is A Virgin", or "Five Things Gwendal Won't Cuddle"). Then, I'll reply with my fantastically clever (or not) responses in list form.

Comments

[saekhwa]

OPTIONS:

1. Five ways Conrad seduces Gwendal (because I must know)
2. Five ways Anissina tries to successfully get Conrad in bed
3. Five places where king!Yuuri seduces each brother
4. Five things your muses should never have
5. Five characters you would love to see in a relationship

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

Five Ways Conrad Seduces Gwendal

1. Sex Pollen
2. Stuffed animals
3. Sword play
4. Offering a massage after a long day of paperwork
5. Stealing Anissina's experiments

[saekhwa]

*laughs*

I have to admit that the last one is my favorite. ^_^

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

I'm rather fond of #2, myself.

*cough*

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

Five ways Anissina tries to successfully get Conrad in bed

1. Handcuffs and chloroform
2. Kidnaps Conrad’s duck as ransom
3. Slips him an aphrodisiac via her mouth
4. She wants to write a new book and enlists him to help her get the details correct.
5. “Conrart, I want to have sex and I have decided that you will be a suitable partner. Meet me at my room in five minutes, or I’ll get Wolfram instead.”

*coughcough*

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

Five places where king!Yuuri seduces each brother

1. Shinou’s palace
2. War room
3. kitchen (to the delight of the maids)
4. courtyard (to the delight of the soldiers)
5. Shori’s room

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

Apparently I had a lot of time last night, 'cause I finished answering these for you. So.

Five things your muses should never have

1. Marshmallows
2. Handcuffs
3. Siblings
4. Costumes
5. Happy endings

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

Five characters you would love to see in a relationship

1. Bruce Wayne/James Wilson. Because I just read a chapter of a wip that instantly convinced me of their angsty love.

2. Sylar/Mohinder. Because I don't have enough angst in my life.

3. Cortland/Conrad. Because they would have the sweetest love *evar*. You understand.

4. Keiko/Shizuru. Because they are the power lesbians of Yuu Yuu Hakusho.

5. Hikaru/Akira. Because I'm only sixteen episodes of Hikaru no Go and I can already see they have the potential for an angsty, epic love story on the scale of Clark and Lex.

Or did you mean like, orgy pairings? 'cause that'll take some time to think about.

[scheherezhad]

Okay, "Five Things Gwendal Won't Cuddle" has me desperately curious.

And a couple more options...

"Five Reasons Gar Didn't Go Back to the Titans"

"Five Things That Secretly Scare the Hell out of Draco"

Apparently, 'Things' includes 'People'. -.-

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

Five Things Gwendal Won't Cuddle

1. Anissina
2. Josak
3. Bandarbian Fire Lizards (Gwendal tried to hug one once and ended up burned and forced into bedrest, where his mother decided she would oversee his care directly which involved a lot of petting and cooing and squishing.)
4. Morgif
5. Lobsters

Re: Apparently, 'Things' includes 'People'. -.-

[scheherezhad]

Hee. ^___________^

♥

Re: Apparently, 'Things' includes 'People'. -.-

[on-the-cusp.livejournal.com]

i want the five things that secretly scare the hell out of draco list! [demands]

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

Um. Okay, I'll warn you that I so totally don't have Gar's character down like you do, so just take these with a grain of salt, 'kay?

Five Reasons Gar Didn't go Back to the Titans

1. he couldn't stand the fact that Vic had missed an entire year, and felt guilty for it, even though it wasn't really his fault.

2. He was creeped out by his weird relationship with Raven and needed spiritual cleansing.

3. Tim wearing Kon's colors terrified him, because he didn't know what to say to make sure Tim wasn't going batshit crazy.

4. Being around so many kids gave him self-image issues.

5. Because he was the baby of the Doom Patrol, and thusly, no one expected very much of him. It was easier than being a constant role model.

[scheherezhad]

Oh my god, #5 just killed me dead. Dead. I. need to ponder this heavily. It may require fic.

[wanders off dazedly to ponder]

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

Oh, good. Anything that induces fic in the Leslie is fantastic. :D

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

This one was a bit meh, too, as Draco refused to admit he was afraid of anything except. Well. Anything. *sigh*

Five Things that Secretly Scar the Hell out of Draco

1. Voldemort, for really obvious reasons.

2. Fog, because he can't see what's coming.

3. the idea that people only like him for his money.

4. jack o'lanterns. With candles inside of them, the faces make him think of demons.

5. Weasleys. Because they keep beating him up.

[on-the-cusp.livejournal.com]

hum:

the top five reasons snape can't break down and just love blaise.

and

the top five reasons zeke likes blaise.


:)

You know, I completely forgot about this! *grovels*

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

five reasons snape can't break down and just love blaise.

1. Blaise is a student
2. Blaise is sixteen years old
3. Blaise’s father is a death eater
4. Love is a weakness he can’t afford
5. Blaise wants him too much, and it terrifies him.

top five reasons zeke likes blaise

1. He’s funny
2. He puts up with Zeke’s crap
3. He’s smart
4. He doesn’t like Draco Malfoy
5. There’s something in Blaise’s eyes that makes him feel less lonely.