Meme

[lunesque]

I wasn't going to do this, but chzbrgr_of_doom and scheherezhad did such a wonderful job that I simply decided I must try to be as cool as they are. I will fail, but I will try anyway.

You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section. (examples: "Five Reasons Why Draco Is A Virgin", or "Five Things Gwendal Won't Cuddle"). Then, I'll reply with my fantastically clever (or not) responses in list form.

Comments

[scheherezhad]

Okay, "Five Things Gwendal Won't Cuddle" has me desperately curious.

And a couple more options...

"Five Reasons Gar Didn't Go Back to the Titans"

"Five Things That Secretly Scare the Hell out of Draco"

Apparently, 'Things' includes 'People'. -.-

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

Five Things Gwendal Won't Cuddle

1. Anissina
2. Josak
3. Bandarbian Fire Lizards (Gwendal tried to hug one once and ended up burned and forced into bedrest, where his mother decided she would oversee his care directly which involved a lot of petting and cooing and squishing.)
4. Morgif
5. Lobsters

Re: Apparently, 'Things' includes 'People'. -.-

[scheherezhad]

Hee. ^___________^

♥

Re: Apparently, 'Things' includes 'People'. -.-

[on-the-cusp.livejournal.com]

i want the five things that secretly scare the hell out of draco list! [demands]

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

Um. Okay, I'll warn you that I so totally don't have Gar's character down like you do, so just take these with a grain of salt, 'kay?

Five Reasons Gar Didn't go Back to the Titans

1. he couldn't stand the fact that Vic had missed an entire year, and felt guilty for it, even though it wasn't really his fault.

2. He was creeped out by his weird relationship with Raven and needed spiritual cleansing.

3. Tim wearing Kon's colors terrified him, because he didn't know what to say to make sure Tim wasn't going batshit crazy.

4. Being around so many kids gave him self-image issues.

5. Because he was the baby of the Doom Patrol, and thusly, no one expected very much of him. It was easier than being a constant role model.

[scheherezhad]

Oh my god, #5 just killed me dead. Dead. I. need to ponder this heavily. It may require fic.

[wanders off dazedly to ponder]

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

Oh, good. Anything that induces fic in the Leslie is fantastic. :D

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

This one was a bit meh, too, as Draco refused to admit he was afraid of anything except. Well. Anything. *sigh*

Five Things that Secretly Scar the Hell out of Draco

1. Voldemort, for really obvious reasons.

2. Fog, because he can't see what's coming.

3. the idea that people only like him for his money.

4. jack o'lanterns. With candles inside of them, the faces make him think of demons.

5. Weasleys. Because they keep beating him up.