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scheherezhad did such a wonderful job that I simply decided I must try to be as cool as they are. I will fail, but I will try anyway.
You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section. (examples: "Five Reasons Why Draco Is A Virgin", or "Five Things Gwendal Won't Cuddle"). Then, I'll reply with my fantastically clever (or not) responses in list form.
chzbrgr_of_doom and scheherezhad did such a wonderful job that I simply decided I must try to be as cool as they are. I will fail, but I will try anyway. You post a topic, list, category, whatever, in my comments section. (examples: "Five Reasons Why Draco Is A Virgin", or "Five Things Gwendal Won't Cuddle"). Then, I'll reply with my fantastically clever (or not) responses in list form.
*cough*
1. Handcuffs and chloroform
2. Kidnaps Conrad’s duck as ransom
3. Slips him an aphrodisiac via her mouth
4. She wants to write a new book and enlists him to help her get the details correct.
5. “Conrart, I want to have sex and I have decided that you will be a suitable partner. Meet me at my room in five minutes, or I’ll get Wolfram instead.”