My chest as a conversation topic

[lunesque]

So. Sometimes my mouth just talks without me. Like so:

Officer: *looks oddly at my chest*

Me: *thinking 'what is he looking at?' and looking down, where I realize I have my 'Let me drop everything and work on your problem' t-shirt*: Oh, yeah! My shirt! I'd forgotten that I was wearing this one, and you were looking at my chest so oddly!

Officer: *now embarrassed* That's what I hate about girls who have things on their shirts and across their butts--I'm reading what's on their clothes, and I feel like a pervert.

Me: *waves his concern away* Oh, it doesn't matter to me. I tend to forget I have breasts until I catch them in the register.

Officer: *blinks*

Co-worker: *giggles*

Officer: Well, you have a good night. *runs away*

Me: Did I say something odd?

Co-worker: *laughing* I think I need to sit down.

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[lunesque.livejournal.com]

*snort*

I doubt Tara and Cy are missing--they're probably spending time together. It has been a while since they've spent any time together.

And Conrad is not immortal! He just lives longer than normal humans. ;_; And we want him back. *cries* Seriously, Tatsumi has taken to poking his head out of his office every so often, Gwen is knitting insanely and moping, Yuuri is starting to wish that Greta was in my brain so that they could play catch. Kaitlana's pouting that two super hot guys have left without her and she can't even watch--Revell is using the time to put the moves on Kaitlana again. 0.0

[saekhwa]

*nods* I know. I mostly give Cy his private time. He's rather unobtrusive. He's just a quaking presence in my head all the time.

Wait, a second. Revell is putting the moves on Kait, why? Mrrr. Oh, right. He really does believe Kait is using Cortland, and he's always looking out for his younger brother, and I'm still not sure that I like Revell putting the moves on Kait when he knows Cortland loves her and where are those two men? *wails*

Ah, they'll show up whenever. I keep thinking Conrad is immortal. Hrrm. That's even more depressing. Um, don't tell Cortland that he's not immortal. They were really getting along when they were in my head, and I think it would hurt Cort a bit to find out.