My chest as a conversation topic

[lunesque]

So. Sometimes my mouth just talks without me. Like so:

Officer: *looks oddly at my chest*

Me: *thinking 'what is he looking at?' and looking down, where I realize I have my 'Let me drop everything and work on your problem' t-shirt*: Oh, yeah! My shirt! I'd forgotten that I was wearing this one, and you were looking at my chest so oddly!

Officer: *now embarrassed* That's what I hate about girls who have things on their shirts and across their butts--I'm reading what's on their clothes, and I feel like a pervert.

Me: *waves his concern away* Oh, it doesn't matter to me. I tend to forget I have breasts until I catch them in the register.

Officer: *blinks*

Co-worker: *giggles*

Officer: Well, you have a good night. *runs away*

Me: Did I say something odd?

Co-worker: *laughing* I think I need to sit down.

Comments

[saekhwa]

You make me giggle inside.

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

Dude, I'm a moron, okay?

[saekhwa]

Nah, not a moron. Just funny. ^__^

You should revel in the comedy of the situation.

[fayelafee.livejournal.com]

You are funnyinsane. I love you.

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

Insane's the right word for it. *headdesk*

Love you back. Oh! And I'm glad you get to sit in on a German class. ^_^

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

I do. It just makes me shake my head that I'm an idiot, too.

[saekhwa]

Eh, at least you gave a cop a chip thrill.

So ... what did you think of the prologue? :P

And, more importantly, did Cortland and Conrad make it safely to you. I'm really very worried now.

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

A chip thrill? It's interesting to be seen as a snack food. :P

I think there a couple of things that I'd like to change, but other than that it's okay. And since Tara has still not come back into my head...

But neither have Cortland and Conrad made it back. For a moment, I thought Conrad was back and even Gwendal stirred from his funk in anticipation, but alas, it was a false alarm. But I trust Conrad. If he wants to be back, he'll come back.

[saekhwa]

Not a snack food. More of a ... someone flashing you out of their car window. :P

*facepalms* Well, Tara and Cy are missing or they're in that part of my brain where Cy likes to go, and I can't see them.

Like I said, that could take forever with those two. They're probably figuring out that they're both immortal and have traveled to some country to sit in silence, drink tea and watch sunsets forever. Actually, that's a really sweet image.

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

*snort*

I doubt Tara and Cy are missing--they're probably spending time together. It has been a while since they've spent any time together.

And Conrad is not immortal! He just lives longer than normal humans. ;_; And we want him back. *cries* Seriously, Tatsumi has taken to poking his head out of his office every so often, Gwen is knitting insanely and moping, Yuuri is starting to wish that Greta was in my brain so that they could play catch. Kaitlana's pouting that two super hot guys have left without her and she can't even watch--Revell is using the time to put the moves on Kaitlana again. 0.0

[saekhwa]

*nods* I know. I mostly give Cy his private time. He's rather unobtrusive. He's just a quaking presence in my head all the time.

Wait, a second. Revell is putting the moves on Kait, why? Mrrr. Oh, right. He really does believe Kait is using Cortland, and he's always looking out for his younger brother, and I'm still not sure that I like Revell putting the moves on Kait when he knows Cortland loves her and where are those two men? *wails*

Ah, they'll show up whenever. I keep thinking Conrad is immortal. Hrrm. That's even more depressing. Um, don't tell Cortland that he's not immortal. They were really getting along when they were in my head, and I think it would hurt Cort a bit to find out.