Smut Classifications

[lunesque]

1 person = masturbatory.

2 people = normal participation, regardless of any number of interesting kinks.

3 people = threesome.

Now, here's where I get confused. 4 people is what? A quartet? An orgy? Or does that classifications start at five? What do you think?



Also: My Conrad!muse is a slut. 0.0

But he always asks me so nicely. *scurries off to write*

Comments

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

Mmkay. I don't even know what really made me think about it. I was bored at work. ^^;;

And don't encourage Conrad. It'll all end up in bad smut and no characterization. @_@

[saekhwa]

*encourages*

*encourages*

Oooh, Conrad, here's a riding crop to play with and some fuzzy cuffs. Go for it.

^^

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

Conrad has no idea what to do with those, but OW. Anissina jumped on them like whoa.

[saekhwa]

Okay. That's kind of scary.