lunesque: The face of a pale girl with dark hair. Faded text. (feeling playful today?)
lunesque ([personal profile] lunesque) wrote2006-07-23 10:49 am

Smut Classifications

1 person = masturbatory.

2 people = normal participation, regardless of any number of interesting kinks.

3 people = threesome.

Now, here's where I get confused. 4 people is what? A quartet? An orgy? Or does that classifications start at five? What do you think?



Also: My Conrad!muse is a slut. 0.0

But he always asks me so nicely. *scurries off to write*
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[personal profile] scheherezhad 2006-07-23 08:49 pm (UTC)(link)
4 is the tricky one. I usually call it a foursome, sometimes an orgy. I guess it depends on the configuration and my mood. :P Anything 5+, I always refer to as an orgy.

[encourages Conrad!muse's sluttiness, for it is for the greater good]