Writing Memeage

[lunesque]

sympathetic_ink pointed out this Writing Meme, and I was like, oh, what the hell, so I haven't written anything non-friendslocked in ages, I'll participate anyhow. So yes. I'm on Page 22, second entry. Go do it. Maybe it'll be fun.

And this, stolen from scheherezhad.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lunesque!

1. Native Americans never actually ate lunesque; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
2. The liquid inside lunesque can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
3. Lunesque has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
4. Lunesque became extinct in England in 1486!
5. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on lunesque.
6. Lunesque will often glow under UV light.
7. Lunesque is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
8. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of lunesque.
9. Some hotels in Las Vegas have lunesque floating in their swimming pools.
10. Lunesque is the world's largest rodent.

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That thing is insane.

...okay. And this one too.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Moriavis!

1. Early thermometers were filled with moriavis instead of mercury.
2. Moriavis is incapable of sleep.
3. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat moriavis, though it may feel uncomfortable!
4. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain moriavis!
5. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are moriavis.
6. Astronauts get taller when they are in moriavis!
7. Moriavis is actually a mammal, not a fish.
8. The opposite sides of moriavis always add up to seven!
9. Abraham Lincoln, who invented moriavis, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
10. If you kiss moriavis for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.

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I think they're all hilarious and they made me laugh, which is always a good thing :D