Writing Memeage

[lunesque]

sympathetic_ink pointed out this Writing Meme, and I was like, oh, what the hell, so I haven't written anything non-friendslocked in ages, I'll participate anyhow. So yes. I'm on Page 22, second entry. Go do it. Maybe it'll be fun.

And this, stolen from scheherezhad.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Lunesque!

1. Native Americans never actually ate lunesque; killing such a timid prey was thought to indicate laziness!
2. The liquid inside lunesque can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.
3. Lunesque has often been found swimming miles from shore in the Indian Ocean!
4. Lunesque became extinct in England in 1486!
5. Bananas don't grow on trees - they grow on lunesque.
6. Lunesque will often glow under UV light.
7. Lunesque is the oldest playable musical instrument in the world.
8. Britain's Millennium Dome is more than double the size of lunesque.
9. Some hotels in Las Vegas have lunesque floating in their swimming pools.
10. Lunesque is the world's largest rodent.

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That thing is insane.

...okay. And this one too.

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Moriavis!

1. Early thermometers were filled with moriavis instead of mercury.
2. Moriavis is incapable of sleep.
3. There is actually no danger in swimming right after you eat moriavis, though it may feel uncomfortable!
4. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain moriavis!
5. Twenty-eight percent of Microsoft's employees are moriavis.
6. Astronauts get taller when they are in moriavis!
7. Moriavis is actually a mammal, not a fish.
8. The opposite sides of moriavis always add up to seven!
9. Abraham Lincoln, who invented moriavis, was the only US president ever granted a patent!
10. If you kiss moriavis for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.

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Comments

[suaine.livejournal.com]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Suaine! (http://thesurrealist.co.uk/trivia.pl?subject=Suaine&gender=f)

1. About one tenth of suaine is permanently covered in ice.
2. Suaine can remain conscious for fifteen to twenty seconds after being decapitated!
3. The condom - originally made from suaine - was invented in the early 1500s!
4. Owls cannot move their eyes, because their eyeballs are shaped like suaine.
5. People used to believe that dressing their male children as suaine would protect them from evil spirits!
6. Over 2000 people have now climbed suaine, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down.
7. A suaineometer is used to measure suaine!
8. Suaine can squeeze her entire body through a hole the size of her beak!
9. It's bad luck to put suaine on a bed.
10. If you cut suaine in half and count the number of seeds inside, you will know how many children you are going to have.

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Thanks for that, it made me laugh in a desperately needed way. *smooches*

[nonewwitticisms.livejournal.com]

Astronauts get taller when they are in moriavis!

*snerk*

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

You're welcome. I think my favorite of yours is

6. Over 2000 people have now climbed suaine, with roughly ten percent dying on the way down..

Followed closely, I think, by the suaine-shaped owl eyes. ^_^

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

My favorite is 9. Abraham Lincoln, who invented moriavis, was the only US president ever granted a patent!.

Because, come on. Invented by Abe Lincoln. Awesome.

Nineteen days until RENT!

[nonewwitticisms.livejournal.com]

totally. also, rent dvd YAY. special features = awesome.

[suaine.livejournal.com]

I think they're all hilarious and they made me laugh, which is always a good thing :D

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

Oh yes. I think the special features dissolved my irritation at the '80's music video!Roger and overacting!Mark. ^_^