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Muse Role Call
Draco: WAAAAH! Why do you always give me the best images and no plot to go with them! I am unworthy of your angsty brilliance and I CANNOT write what you want me to write! Go back to Kasi, damn you! You expect too much of my abilities!!!!
Harry: Where the hell are you when I need to write fluff?? Not ‘Oh, let’s make sure we know we love each other before Draco/I die’ but fluff?? You’ve been lying to me all along, Potter. You’re not a cuddleslut; you’re an angst whore, or something. ><
Snape: I love you. <33333 But you’re getting into the angst as well. Actually, I don’t think you ever left it. Of course, it makes complete sense why you’re with Sirius in Enigma when you put it that way. What am I going to do with you? <333
Irina: You’re too laid back for a muse, sweetie. I never thought I had a laid back muse until you showed up. It’s odd.
Arterra: I know I’m umpteen years late with your story and rewriting the beginning yet again, and I know the blond ponce over in the other corner of my brain annoys you terribly, and yes I know you and Smoke are a Mary Sue and Gary Stu but there’s nothing I can do about it because you guys are too likeable. And Rowan isn’t a Mary Sue because no one likes her. ^^;; Be happy, all right? I’m getting to you as fast as I can.
Alaska: You just keep snorting that Pixie Stix. It certainly won’t have a detrimental effect on you. :P
Erik: Grow a fucking spine.
Alex: At my earliest convenience we need to have a Talk. You are stilted and icky under my hands, and not my Alex at all. I know we gave up forever on that first book, and all the cool stuff happens later, but we need this foundation. I’m sorry I don’t know what a PI is really like, but come on. Help me out here, you’re a muse, it’s what you’re supposed to do. I know it’s not in your temperament to enjoy being rewritten and reworked three different times, but it will all be better in the end. I promise.
P.S. I know you’re not gay, Hasan’s just a fluke. ^^
Hasan: Quit trying to worm more gay sex for you in this book. You have Alex at least once, can’t you be happy with that? And you’re his Omega (yeah, you know, the position you shoved into my head with the sheer intention of stealing him away from Blythe and Vanya? Yeah, boy, I’m on to you.) You already have a main (important) part within the book, and Blythe’ accepted your presence at Alex’s side. Get over the fact that you are not his main love interest and that Alex is going to end up with Blythe. Thank you.
Anika: You’re fucking twisted. Just kill the bastard, and your life would be so so so so much easier.
All of my other muses, thank you for being understanding. I have no quarrel with you. <3
Harry: Where the hell are you when I need to write fluff?? Not ‘Oh, let’s make sure we know we love each other before Draco/I die’ but fluff?? You’ve been lying to me all along, Potter. You’re not a cuddleslut; you’re an angst whore, or something. ><
Snape: I love you. <33333 But you’re getting into the angst as well. Actually, I don’t think you ever left it. Of course, it makes complete sense why you’re with Sirius in Enigma when you put it that way. What am I going to do with you? <333
Irina: You’re too laid back for a muse, sweetie. I never thought I had a laid back muse until you showed up. It’s odd.
Arterra: I know I’m umpteen years late with your story and rewriting the beginning yet again, and I know the blond ponce over in the other corner of my brain annoys you terribly, and yes I know you and Smoke are a Mary Sue and Gary Stu but there’s nothing I can do about it because you guys are too likeable. And Rowan isn’t a Mary Sue because no one likes her. ^^;; Be happy, all right? I’m getting to you as fast as I can.
Alaska: You just keep snorting that Pixie Stix. It certainly won’t have a detrimental effect on you. :P
Erik: Grow a fucking spine.
Alex: At my earliest convenience we need to have a Talk. You are stilted and icky under my hands, and not my Alex at all. I know we gave up forever on that first book, and all the cool stuff happens later, but we need this foundation. I’m sorry I don’t know what a PI is really like, but come on. Help me out here, you’re a muse, it’s what you’re supposed to do. I know it’s not in your temperament to enjoy being rewritten and reworked three different times, but it will all be better in the end. I promise.
P.S. I know you’re not gay, Hasan’s just a fluke. ^^
Hasan: Quit trying to worm more gay sex for you in this book. You have Alex at least once, can’t you be happy with that? And you’re his Omega (yeah, you know, the position you shoved into my head with the sheer intention of stealing him away from Blythe and Vanya? Yeah, boy, I’m on to you.) You already have a main (important) part within the book, and Blythe’ accepted your presence at Alex’s side. Get over the fact that you are not his main love interest and that Alex is going to end up with Blythe. Thank you.
Anika: You’re fucking twisted. Just kill the bastard, and your life would be so so so so much easier.
All of my other muses, thank you for being understanding. I have no quarrel with you. <3
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That is all.
(Oh, but I do feel somewhat special for at least having heard of most of said muses, seeing as I've been around pretty much since they were born.)
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I mean... No I don't know what I mean... I'm surprised that Draco moved out of the way for a long enough period of time for you to even be able to address the other muses...
Much love for the characters, I miss them all sooooo much...
Oh, and I noticed that Lucifer is not one of the ones complaining... That is very good... I think you'd have a hard time deniying him. *smiles* Besides, he is so the poor little angst devil... *is sad*
Anyway, which bastard is Anika supposed to kill??? I'm trying to think of the best candidate...
Oh, Hasan Hasan Hasan... Why do you have to have sooo many evil ulterior motives... That is a bad thing... a very bad thing. Drop the cute guy with no real gay tendencies and find yourself someone to shag.... *smiles evily*
Other than that...
Oh yeah, poor poor Harry, well at least there are some nice fics like the pudding fic where neither of you die... and you both have fun...
*smiles again* Much love and hugs for the characters listed above...
Hahahahaha and I just realized that I know who every one of those characters are... and I didn't have to sprain my brain to remember... *is smiling more*
Much love Mori, and when you come... please bring some of the GN's that I'm so behind on... I miss them sooo....
? Has there been another issue of Fushugiugi out yet???
Either way, yeah, *loves*
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Alaska is snorting Pixie Stix in my brain because he is bored. Good enough reason, yes? ;)
As for Draco moving, Smoke glared at him and Draco scuttled out of the way.
Aaaahh, Lucifer. <333333 And of course he's not complaining--do you think he -wants- to be left all alone?
Anika's supposed to kill Adam, of course! Remember?
And lastly, you need to send me the list of stuff you want so I can see what I can bring. Yes, there's another volume of FY out, -finally- and I also picked up the first two volumes of Boys Over Flowers and Fake--you might enjoy them. *loves back*
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As for the Anika killing Adam... I'm just used to your characters having other people that they would prefer to kill... You know how most of the time they say something like... 'but can't I kill them instead' You know what I mean???
Anyway, yeah that is a good enough reason for him to be snorting pixie stixs... Much love for him...
Oh, and don't let Draco know that I'm silently laughing at him... Because we all know that that would hurt his precious 'little' ego. *smiles*
I'll send you my list... My parents have said that you should just tell them if it comes to some cost... Like art supplies... they'll pay for everything that has to be bought. *smiles* And yes, please bring all of the GN's you can... I've been starved for them... and I'm dying... *loves*
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See...you *wish* your writer was as nice as that...
*smiles at Mori*
I just ignore mine most of the time. Then they get frustrated and do things like block me...
*huggles*
Cai
PS Your Harry, I've been thinking for *ages*, is secretly an angst whore. *loves*