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Muse Role Call
Draco: WAAAAH! Why do you always give me the best images and no plot to go with them! I am unworthy of your angsty brilliance and I CANNOT write what you want me to write! Go back to Kasi, damn you! You expect too much of my abilities!!!!
Harry: Where the hell are you when I need to write fluff?? Not ‘Oh, let’s make sure we know we love each other before Draco/I die’ but fluff?? You’ve been lying to me all along, Potter. You’re not a cuddleslut; you’re an angst whore, or something. ><
Snape: I love you. <33333 But you’re getting into the angst as well. Actually, I don’t think you ever left it. Of course, it makes complete sense why you’re with Sirius in Enigma when you put it that way. What am I going to do with you? <333
Irina: You’re too laid back for a muse, sweetie. I never thought I had a laid back muse until you showed up. It’s odd.
Arterra: I know I’m umpteen years late with your story and rewriting the beginning yet again, and I know the blond ponce over in the other corner of my brain annoys you terribly, and yes I know you and Smoke are a Mary Sue and Gary Stu but there’s nothing I can do about it because you guys are too likeable. And Rowan isn’t a Mary Sue because no one likes her. ^^;; Be happy, all right? I’m getting to you as fast as I can.
Alaska: You just keep snorting that Pixie Stix. It certainly won’t have a detrimental effect on you. :P
Erik: Grow a fucking spine.
Alex: At my earliest convenience we need to have a Talk. You are stilted and icky under my hands, and not my Alex at all. I know we gave up forever on that first book, and all the cool stuff happens later, but we need this foundation. I’m sorry I don’t know what a PI is really like, but come on. Help me out here, you’re a muse, it’s what you’re supposed to do. I know it’s not in your temperament to enjoy being rewritten and reworked three different times, but it will all be better in the end. I promise.
P.S. I know you’re not gay, Hasan’s just a fluke. ^^
Hasan: Quit trying to worm more gay sex for you in this book. You have Alex at least once, can’t you be happy with that? And you’re his Omega (yeah, you know, the position you shoved into my head with the sheer intention of stealing him away from Blythe and Vanya? Yeah, boy, I’m on to you.) You already have a main (important) part within the book, and Blythe’ accepted your presence at Alex’s side. Get over the fact that you are not his main love interest and that Alex is going to end up with Blythe. Thank you.
Anika: You’re fucking twisted. Just kill the bastard, and your life would be so so so so much easier.
All of my other muses, thank you for being understanding. I have no quarrel with you. <3
Harry: Where the hell are you when I need to write fluff?? Not ‘Oh, let’s make sure we know we love each other before Draco/I die’ but fluff?? You’ve been lying to me all along, Potter. You’re not a cuddleslut; you’re an angst whore, or something. ><
Snape: I love you. <33333 But you’re getting into the angst as well. Actually, I don’t think you ever left it. Of course, it makes complete sense why you’re with Sirius in Enigma when you put it that way. What am I going to do with you? <333
Irina: You’re too laid back for a muse, sweetie. I never thought I had a laid back muse until you showed up. It’s odd.
Arterra: I know I’m umpteen years late with your story and rewriting the beginning yet again, and I know the blond ponce over in the other corner of my brain annoys you terribly, and yes I know you and Smoke are a Mary Sue and Gary Stu but there’s nothing I can do about it because you guys are too likeable. And Rowan isn’t a Mary Sue because no one likes her. ^^;; Be happy, all right? I’m getting to you as fast as I can.
Alaska: You just keep snorting that Pixie Stix. It certainly won’t have a detrimental effect on you. :P
Erik: Grow a fucking spine.
Alex: At my earliest convenience we need to have a Talk. You are stilted and icky under my hands, and not my Alex at all. I know we gave up forever on that first book, and all the cool stuff happens later, but we need this foundation. I’m sorry I don’t know what a PI is really like, but come on. Help me out here, you’re a muse, it’s what you’re supposed to do. I know it’s not in your temperament to enjoy being rewritten and reworked three different times, but it will all be better in the end. I promise.
P.S. I know you’re not gay, Hasan’s just a fluke. ^^
Hasan: Quit trying to worm more gay sex for you in this book. You have Alex at least once, can’t you be happy with that? And you’re his Omega (yeah, you know, the position you shoved into my head with the sheer intention of stealing him away from Blythe and Vanya? Yeah, boy, I’m on to you.) You already have a main (important) part within the book, and Blythe’ accepted your presence at Alex’s side. Get over the fact that you are not his main love interest and that Alex is going to end up with Blythe. Thank you.
Anika: You’re fucking twisted. Just kill the bastard, and your life would be so so so so much easier.
All of my other muses, thank you for being understanding. I have no quarrel with you. <3