Huh. My first vote for President
Customer: It's so hot.
Me: yeah, tell me about it.
Customer: It's funny--in the winter we always complain and want summer, but then summer comes and we all want winter.
Me: I just wish it would be fall all the time. It's never too hot or too cold.
Customer: That's a really nice season. I'll vote for you for president.
Me: Thanks! Maybe I'll get something done!!
Customer: As long you're not going under the name of George Bush--
Me: *recoils* Oh no no no.
Customer: *interested* What part of the ballot would you be on?
Me: *hesitantly* Democrat? Independent?
Customer: What's your name?
Me: *blinks* Rachel Pitts! *irritated look* I hate my last name....
Customer: I'm going to remember that and vote for you! *leaves*
Me: *blinks* oooookay.
Me: yeah, tell me about it.
Customer: It's funny--in the winter we always complain and want summer, but then summer comes and we all want winter.
Me: I just wish it would be fall all the time. It's never too hot or too cold.
Customer: That's a really nice season. I'll vote for you for president.
Me: Thanks! Maybe I'll get something done!!
Customer: As long you're not going under the name of George Bush--
Me: *recoils* Oh no no no.
Customer: *interested* What part of the ballot would you be on?
Me: *hesitantly* Democrat? Independent?
Customer: What's your name?
Me: *blinks* Rachel Pitts! *irritated look* I hate my last name....
Customer: I'm going to remember that and vote for you! *leaves*
Me: *blinks* oooookay.
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And probably have the lowest approval rating in history. -.-;;
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It will be hilarious 10 years down the line when we're reminiscing about this at a coffeeshop somewhere. And at least this one wasn't about your breasts. ^^
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Also, what the hell did you leave off there for? What fortune do you want Rowan to have?? >
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How about we really screw with things and give her the Lovers, or whatever means dark person in your life but not like grim and despairing like the Towers. Maybe a card that can signify Gabriel? One of the kings or something?
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We certainly wouldn't want a debacle like GB and Harriet Miers. ^^
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wtf. fortunately you can't be elected til you're 34 so i have some time to take care of these details.
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