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A couple of stories for your amusement
Story one:
My signature is really messy-- usually my first name is pretty legible, but my last name is scribbled on so much that it doesn't often resemble a word. Anyway, yesterday, I did THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SIGNATURE EVAR, (and I mean that seriously, because I showed it to my coworker Theresa and she humored me until she actually saw it and even SHE said it was a lovely signature) and to my depression, it was wasted on a check to my dad for rent. ;_;
So he comes for the check, and I cry to him about how I wasted this wonderful signature on his rent check, and he took it from me and was like "poor baby." Then he folded the check into four parts and stuck it in his back pocket before going on his merry way. I am still crushed.
Story two:
This happened a while ago, so several of you have already heard it.
As all of you know, ever since I've been allowed my laptop at work, I don't do anything except read fanfic and occasionally write and watch anime. So![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
evanjeline and I were watching a yaoi anime, Papa to Kiss in the Dark, and this guy comes up. I don't generally like to offend customer sensiblity, so this is how the conversation went:
Customer: Are you guys watching some sort of drama?
Me: *looks at Zarita* I guess you could say that.
Customer: What's it called?
Me: *stalling, panicked* I don't know... *outright lie* the title is in Japanese...
Customer: Oh, I read Japanese! Let me take a look at it!
Me: *oh shit* Well, actually, it's something I shouldn't really be watching at work... *closes laptop and covers it protectively.*
STUPID DUMBASS CO-WORKER BEN: Oh, trust me, you don't want to know. She likes guy-on-guy stuff.
Me: *cringe*
Customer: *recoils* THAT'S DISGUSTING. YOU NEED THERAPY.
Me: Thank you for your professional opinion?
Customer: GOD MADE ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND STEVE.
Me: (omg people still use that line??) *blinks* Who cares about Adam and Steve? I want to know about Mira and Kyousuke!
Customer: *is squicked and leaves*
Customer 2: Whuzzah?
Me: *mulishly* If two guys can get off on two girls together, a girly can get off on two guys together. I don't see anything wrong with that.
Customer 2: Okay, gotcha. You're right.
Me: *pouts randomly for the rest of the day because of Customer 1*
My signature is really messy-- usually my first name is pretty legible, but my last name is scribbled on so much that it doesn't often resemble a word. Anyway, yesterday, I did THE MOST BEAUTIFUL SIGNATURE EVAR, (and I mean that seriously, because I showed it to my coworker Theresa and she humored me until she actually saw it and even SHE said it was a lovely signature) and to my depression, it was wasted on a check to my dad for rent. ;_;
So he comes for the check, and I cry to him about how I wasted this wonderful signature on his rent check, and he took it from me and was like "poor baby." Then he folded the check into four parts and stuck it in his back pocket before going on his merry way. I am still crushed.
Story two:
This happened a while ago, so several of you have already heard it.
As all of you know, ever since I've been allowed my laptop at work, I don't do anything except read fanfic and occasionally write and watch anime. So
evanjeline and I were watching a yaoi anime, Papa to Kiss in the Dark, and this guy comes up. I don't generally like to offend customer sensiblity, so this is how the conversation went:Customer: Are you guys watching some sort of drama?
Me: *looks at Zarita* I guess you could say that.
Customer: What's it called?
Me: *stalling, panicked* I don't know... *outright lie* the title is in Japanese...
Customer: Oh, I read Japanese! Let me take a look at it!
Me: *oh shit* Well, actually, it's something I shouldn't really be watching at work... *closes laptop and covers it protectively.*
STUPID DUMBASS CO-WORKER BEN: Oh, trust me, you don't want to know. She likes guy-on-guy stuff.
Me: *cringe*
Customer: *recoils* THAT'S DISGUSTING. YOU NEED THERAPY.
Me: Thank you for your professional opinion?
Customer: GOD MADE ADAM AND EVE, NOT ADAM AND STEVE.
Me: (omg people still use that line??) *blinks* Who cares about Adam and Steve? I want to know about Mira and Kyousuke!
Customer: *is squicked and leaves*
Customer 2: Whuzzah?
Me: *mulishly* If two guys can get off on two girls together, a girly can get off on two guys together. I don't see anything wrong with that.
Customer 2: Okay, gotcha. You're right.
Me: *pouts randomly for the rest of the day because of Customer 1*