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So. I think I may have a hemorrhoid? Either that, or my intestines are prolapsing and I'm going to die a horrible and disgusting death. Is there any way to make one stop without like, going to a doctor and showing them my butt? /o\

In other news,

dungeonmarm defeated Dragon Age: Origins, and Awakening, and is officially on Dragon Age II. He's going to play Dragon Age Inquisition again after that, and then he wants to try Mass Effect. THEN he said he wants to try The Last of Us.

Those words came out of his mouth, and he looked at me and was like, what have you done to me? And I cackled a lot. I HAVE HIM ENJOYING VIDEO GAMES. VICTORY!

Also, Jon's family (and me and my dad) are all going down to Murry's Dinner Theater in Little Rock to see a performance of Hairspray, so that should be fun. The problem will be not singing along. I love that musical. Dinner's going to be a meat heavy buffet, so I guess I'll just stick with salads and cake. BECAUSE I'M THE HEALTHIEST VEGETARIAN EVER. I have started upping my fiber and protein intake though, since I realized I wasn't getting anywhere near enough of either, so we'll see how I feel once that gets normalized.

I hope everyone has a great day!

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Ugh. From own experiences (and I did have to go to the doctor and show them my butt), not really. You can only do something so you won't feel them so much, and stop them from bleeding, but they won't go away on their own.

Four things in combination have helped me: doing more sports (running), eating/drinking things that keep the waste soft, not pressing too hard when on the loo, and using wet toilet paper afterwards.

Those are the tips the doctor gave me, and they do actually work at not aggravating the situation.

Uuugh, boo. I was hoping that wasn't the case. But everything you've told me matches up with everything I've read online. At any rate, I guess I'll wait a couple of days to see if it really is what I've self-diagnosed (because there isn't any like, itching? or burning? Just discomfort) and see what's happening with my insurance again before I make a doctor's appointment.

Oh, you don't want to move on to the stage where it's starting to itch or burn. Really, really not.

Double ugh. DDD:

Oooh! I've tried to get into Dragon Age, but I never managed to finish Inquisition. I just stalled out? But I'm a huge Mass Effect fan!!! And The Last of Us has such an amazing story. I just wanted my bf play it and enjoyed it. :D

Yay for video games!!!

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