Initial impression of the new X-men movie

[lunesque]

Oh, my god, what a mess. At least Charles and Erik are still madly in love.

Actual line: "Storm, Scott, Jean. Remember our names."

...um. Storm's name is ORORO MUNROE. Extra fun fact: she's listed as 'Storm' in the credits.

Bishop was by far the best part of the future. So sad he blew up.

Wow. So Erik and Charles are really crazy in love with each other.

Peter Dinklage is the best. He brought some seriously needed genuine gravitas to the movie.

Quicksilver was Peter, not Pietro. Therefore, I do not believe he's actually Quicksilver. He's just a speedster. That's cool too. His scenes were surprisingly entertaining.

The computers were ridiculously modern. Also, Peter was wearing modern headphones.

Kitty Pryde does not have mind teleportation powers, movie. It was Rachel Summers. It was telepathy. You should've had Old!Xavier do it. It would've made more sense.

Glad to see Havok. Less glad to know that Emma, Sean, Janos, and Angel are all dead. Saves us from having to worry about them being mentioned more than once in the script.

APOCALYPSE.