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FAVOURITE CHARACTERS: THE turn it on its head EDITION
Name a fictional character and I'll tell you three reasons I wouldn't want to date them.
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Name a fictional character and I'll tell you three reasons I wouldn't want to date them.
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1) He is so self-absorbed. He would drive me nuts.
2) He would throw me and our relationship under the bus at the first sign of fame or fortune.
3) He's sneaky and rather underhanded, and I require honesty in all of my relationships.
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Okay.
1) I would always come second to Yuuri and his country.
2) Conrad travels a lot. He would be gone so long, for often, and I would be sad.
3) His family. Dude, I could handle Gwendal, but Wolfram as an in-law? I would go crazy, and then Conrad would give me disappointed eyes.
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*stares at the picture* Conrad! ♥
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KATE IS PERFECT AND BRILLIANT
1) She wouldn't trust me enough to tell me she was Batwoman. A relationship without trust is going to be a short relationship.
2) She's self-destructive. I would be wondering why the hell she's hurting herself so much. DDD:
3) I wouldn't be first in her heart. Renee's always going to be a ghost between her and any of her other lovers.
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1) I would never know where she was. She'd drop in for dinner one night and be in Calcutta the next.
2) I'm pretty sure her friends would kill me, as she hangs out with Pamela Isley and Harleen Quinzel.
3) If she had to choose between me and an awesome score, I probably wouldn't win. I think I'd totes be worth less than a bag of diamonds to her.
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Unlike everyone else, I do not have awesome pics.
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Okay, seriously though.
1) She is the most depressed human being on earth. I couldn't handle it.
2) She has a daughter. I am only good with children when I don't live with them.
3) She's in love with Superman. I can't stand him. I'd roll my eyes every time she mentioned his name and we'd get in stupid fights because she believes in his awesome.
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1) He's too private. I would always be wondering what he was thinking.
2) I could potentially be used by Max as a hostage. Since I suck at hostage things and would probably have an asthma attack and die, that's not all that cool.
3) I would come second. There would be Team, and then there would be me. And I'm not entirely sure he would be faithful to either of us. ^^;
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Omg, you choose hard ones for me.
1) He's out hunting demons all the time. I would be waiting at home reading a book, and he would be on a lawn with his throat slashed, and I would never know. :/
2) He would never be satisfied with himself. It would be too frustrating to see this wonderful guy ruin himself because he thinks he's never good enough.
3) He's super, really obsessive. He would scare me a lot, I think, watching him go off the rails because of something with Cordy or Angel.
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THIS GUY IS PERFECT
HIS FAAAAACE
Seriously, though:
1) He dies. ALL. THE. TIME. I would have a mental breakdown and decide to believe he'll never, ever die and be crazy forever.
2) He makes decisions for you without thinking about your feelings or input, just because whatever his decision is will 'make things better'.
3) I would always feel sad, looking at the way the human world changed him. It isn't always for the better.
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1) She's a drug addict. I couldn't handle it, no thank you.
2) I can't understand half the stuff she says, and we would both be confused all the time.
3) She's very much a love-em-and-leave-em type. She wouldn't be faithful.
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1) I'm sorry, but Brittany is just too dumb. I know I'm nasty, and I would call her an idiot and she would take me seriously.
2) They would completely ignore me, and I would be a sad panda.
3) Brittany is too gullible, and Santana has too loose of a morality for me to be comfortable. They'd be out doing casual larceny and I would be chewing on my fingernails in the car.
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1) The biggest reason is because she's a ruler of hell and has a badass temper. I'd be terrified of demons being flung at me in an argument.
2) She's always running around with the X-men to far off parts of the globe, and I would be left behind and lonely.
3) She's practically soulless, which means she'll think any end is worth the means, and that's too mercenary for me.
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HE GIVES ME ALL THE FEELS
1)I'm Midgardian. He would think me beneath him.
2) He's a homicidal maniac who basically wants to commit genocide. That doesn't sit well with me.
3) I wouldn't be able to handle our fights. I think he'd probably be abusive. See #1.
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1) She's a soldier. I would be worried for her every time she went out.
2) She's very pragmatic and literal minded. She'd be the type to buy me a gun for my birthday because she believes it's important I know how to defend myself.
3) We're both incredibly stubborn, and we would butt heads over every decision because we can't give ground.
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1) He's a serial killer. As much as I love them, I don't want to love them.
2) He's intensely obsessive. I'd be worried about him watching me while I slept or something.
3) Let's talk about horrible in-laws, shall we?
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HE IS TOO PERFECT. THE END.
But, if we were talking about Roque—
1) He's a special ops soldier. It's hot, but also terrifying and he would be going places and unable to tell me where he's going or what he's doing.
2) He's very team-focused. While that's not a bad thing, I kind of think I'd be taking a backseat to Clay.
3) I don't think we have that much in common except for knives.
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1) He's far too big. I would have to cling to like, his ear in order to even talk to him, and that's just too difficult.
2) He really wants to eat my planet. I'm rather fond of it.
3) He's hungry all the time. I'd be like, dude, I'm sorry, but I can't cook planets for you, okay?
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1) He's super crazy. I couldn't keep up with him
2) He would be running around killing people, and that's just not cool.
3) We would disagree on the hottest member of MU.