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A Letter
My dearest, darling, most beloved fanfiction muse, Draco Malfoy:
I am sorry to say that I must reluctantly part ways with you.
No longer will you be forced to love your most hated rival. No longer will you long for that which you cannot have; no longer will you put your life in needless danger; no longer will you be forced to die in beautiful and glorious ways. I send you now, onto greener pastures, to have your adventures written by another writer's capable hands.
Wesley Wyndham-Price, of Angel infamy, has stolen my heart from you with the siren call of his pain.
Before you ask any questions, it isn't you--it was never you. It's me, and my flighty heart. Don't take it too badly--there are plenty of angsters out there for you to torment.
You will always hold a special place in my heart.
Sincerely,
Moriavis
I am sorry to say that I must reluctantly part ways with you.
No longer will you be forced to love your most hated rival. No longer will you long for that which you cannot have; no longer will you put your life in needless danger; no longer will you be forced to die in beautiful and glorious ways. I send you now, onto greener pastures, to have your adventures written by another writer's capable hands.
Wesley Wyndham-Price, of Angel infamy, has stolen my heart from you with the siren call of his pain.
Before you ask any questions, it isn't you--it was never you. It's me, and my flighty heart. Don't take it too badly--there are plenty of angsters out there for you to torment.
You will always hold a special place in my heart.
Sincerely,
Moriavis
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Draco, honey... there's nothing -wrong- with your hair... it just needs a little Wizard's Gel, you know?
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[coughs] i can fix it. [nods firmly]
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come to me. right now.
yours with chains and leather,
kasi
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Just look at how angry that bear looks. It looks like it could do some real EVIL.
(And the bear goes grrr.)
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:zen:
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Darling, it was a joke. I'm not going to abandon my Slytherin. ^_^
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because draco really wants his pudding, yanno?
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OMG! Did you see him last night and zero hesitation. Shot, shot, shot. NINE fucking times. He could have stopped at one, but he kept going.
Yes! I will so be your unworthy beta if you move to Angel, sweetheart because I have now become a Wesley whore myself. He is so bloody sexy, and he is my kind of character--full of emotional angst and so much depth you could swim, drown, and want to do it all over again.
But I wasn't kidding. The bear above looks like it might kill you. :)
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AND HE WAS LIKE OMG
AND HE EVEN THREW UP AND I WAS LIKE <33333
NO HESITATION! ALL FOR FRED!!
IF SHE DOESN'T KNOW HOW HE FEELS BY NOW SHE DOESN'T DESERVE HIM!
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Mine.
But I'd rather have him happy, and if Fred could make him happy, I will revise my entire ship around him. ^_^ *fangirls Wesley*
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I've no problem with the Wesley thing, as I happen to really like him myself, but it just kinda hit me...
Dude. What about VPR? And all your *other* really angsty Draco!centric fics? *wibbles*
*smiles*
Can't there be a compromise?
*loves*
Cai
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Dude, it's a -joke-! You know I wouldn't really abandon my darling Draco! 0.o
Honestly! ;P
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I was just checking.
*huggles*
Cai
(I couldn't really picture you abandoning Draco, anyway. *grins*)
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If no one else can see this then I must put it out on a limb.... I very well know that you couldn't kick Draco out of your head... Even with threats of letting Harry run the show again... (and we all know what happens in your fics when Harry has his way...) Also, Draco spent all of that time kicking out all of your other muses and making sure they stayed out, all the time while collecting a crew that he could boss around 24/7...
He has a ****ing Draco topia in your head, and you expect him to just up and leave... ;I I don't find that at all likely... Anyway, other than that... Must conclude with major enjoyment at your attempt to kick him to the curb...
But, yeah... I have to agree with Krysis when it comes to the bear thing... I think it's out to get you...
Much love though *smiles*
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Draco!topia! OMG! *laughs* That's like, the best phrase I've heard in a while! ^_^
And the Letter was fun, wasn't it? *grin*
And the bear is only out to get me because of the -pudding-. Perfectly understandable. <3
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Pudding has the tendency of sending anyone over the edge. ;)
Behold the power of cheese, and then just slightly below that is chocolate pudding... But, then again in this case it goes first... *is nodding*
I mean, what could possibly go ahead of Draco Malfoy, and chocolate pudding.... all together in one place?
Ack, bad thoughts, must go before the delusions consume me... *smiles*
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And hey, couldn't you download messenger onto your computer?
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I don't know how but I think they have safeguards up against students downloading msn messanger.
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On the other hand, I now have over 2,000 words on Inquisitory!Draco. It makes me happy. Harry has 77 more points to earn back! ^_^
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I finally hit my stride with it, and it amuses me. Why does it take me so long to write smut? *pokes Pudding!fic, which has been staring at me since -last- february* >
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We all know that you were just trying to put it off until I was here, as well as until you've visited me over here... So that you wont have to read it to me.
Yup, I know your tricks. *nods*
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I'll admit, I still have trouble reading the smut. *dies more*
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Oh, and I took so long to reply because I was reading some previously neglected entries of Nocturn alley.