My father, the nonslasher!

[lunesque]

Evidence 1:

Me: Well, Snape is actually what got me into the fandom, long before I liked Draco, and began to write H/D fic.

Dad: So... then why didn't you write Lickable!Snape instead of Lickable!Draco?

Me: *dead*

Evidence 2:

Me: *explaining Lickable!Draco, my ONE NC-17, without giving any details* Basically, Draco casts a spell to make him likable, and instead he becomes um...

Dad. Lickable! So he becomes a lollipop!

Me: Say what?

Dad: Lollipop!Draco!

Me: *blinks*

Dad: lollie POP! *snickers* Wonder what Harry would think of that?

Me: *dies*

And my dad says he's not a slasher. *shakes head*

Comments

[scheherezhad]

Laughing so hard...hurts... ow...

[makishef.livejournal.com]

*laughs* I want your father! (not in the dirty way, just so I can see if he'll say such amusing things to me)

Also, your icon? WONDERFUL. *hearts Snape*

Re:

[moriavis.livejournal.com]

He'll say amusing things to everyone!

And I love my Snape icon too! *loves Snape*