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I'm rather insane, did you know?
I stayed out until 4am last night with ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
nonewwitticisms. Insanity ensued.
I was thinking that I would come up with a list of stuff about me. This is what happened instead.
1. I am a bleeding heart liberal. Think Kerry is too liberal? Be glad I'm not in Congress.
2. Is that Blistex in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
3. French Fries are God.
4. I do not have an alien baby.
5. I am a Harry Potter Slasher. Obviously.
6.nonewwittisms doesn't know everything about me.
7. I am one big quirk.
8. I chew on my fingernails.
9. When I run out of fingernail, I chew on my fingers.
10. I like to write in blue ink.
11. I like to buy my (dumbass) friends stuff.
12. I LOVE SEVERUS SNAPE. ♥ ♥ ♥
13. I see stupid people.
14. Denny's!
15. Sometimes I write. Badly.
16. Sometimes I draw. Badly.
17. Sometimes I sing. Badly.
18. Are we sensing a pattern here?
19. I replay the past repeatedly in my head.
20. I talk about England incessantly.
21. My favorite drink is chai.
22. I dreamed I was Homer Simpson's right leg.
23. Evil pens are evil.
24. Severus and Blaise are Meant to Be OMG. < /fangirl>
25. I took two years of Spanish in high school, and all I remember is 'hola' and 'buenos dias'.
26. SPONGE!
27. Zombies are scary.
28. Zombie clowns are scarier.
29. I am not afraid of mutant spiders with eyestalks.
30. My friends are hilarious.
31. I am not. This makes me angsty.
32. I pretend to be thoughtful, but I'm probably just depressed.
33.nonewwittisms loves anal leakage. Take that however you'd like. ^_^
34. Sometimes I please myself. Take that however you'd like, too.
35.nonewwittisms is mentioned so much because we're writing our lists side by side. And generally being morons.
36. I have two cats-- Luna and Artemis. And yes, I took the names from Sailor Moon.
37. I have no concept of my own sexuality. My mother just wishes I would get laid.
38. Apparently, I have no sense of self preservation.
39. My ass is a man. I find this peculiar.
40. I am the least talented of all my friends.
41. I let people take advantage of me. I know this is bad.
42. My theme song is Drops of Jupiter by Train
43. If I had a penis, I would use it to make low-fat, high-vitamin smoothies.
44. I am the Γ of sexiness.
45. I have a commentary on my life running constantly in the back of my mind.
46. Sometimes I forget things have already happened.
47. I am obsessive about my debts.
48. I am a better person now then I was then.
49. Pepsi is better than Coke. Unless you're in England. Then Coke is better than Pepsi. (see #20.)
50. I am a Southern Californian girl stuck in the Southern United States. There are pig farmers. Am very bitter about this.
nonewwitticisms. Insanity ensued.I was thinking that I would come up with a list of stuff about me. This is what happened instead.
1. I am a bleeding heart liberal. Think Kerry is too liberal? Be glad I'm not in Congress.
2. Is that Blistex in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
3. French Fries are God.
4. I do not have an alien baby.
5. I am a Harry Potter Slasher. Obviously.
6.
nonewwittisms doesn't know everything about me.7. I am one big quirk.
8. I chew on my fingernails.
9. When I run out of fingernail, I chew on my fingers.
10. I like to write in blue ink.
11. I like to buy my (dumbass) friends stuff.
12. I LOVE SEVERUS SNAPE. ♥ ♥ ♥
13. I see stupid people.
14. Denny's!
15. Sometimes I write. Badly.
16. Sometimes I draw. Badly.
17. Sometimes I sing. Badly.
18. Are we sensing a pattern here?
19. I replay the past repeatedly in my head.
20. I talk about England incessantly.
21. My favorite drink is chai.
22. I dreamed I was Homer Simpson's right leg.
23. Evil pens are evil.
24. Severus and Blaise are Meant to Be OMG. < /fangirl>
25. I took two years of Spanish in high school, and all I remember is 'hola' and 'buenos dias'.
26. SPONGE!
27. Zombies are scary.
28. Zombie clowns are scarier.
29. I am not afraid of mutant spiders with eyestalks.
30. My friends are hilarious.
31. I am not. This makes me angsty.
32. I pretend to be thoughtful, but I'm probably just depressed.
33.
nonewwittisms loves anal leakage. Take that however you'd like. ^_^34. Sometimes I please myself. Take that however you'd like, too.
35.
nonewwittisms is mentioned so much because we're writing our lists side by side. And generally being morons.36. I have two cats-- Luna and Artemis. And yes, I took the names from Sailor Moon.
37. I have no concept of my own sexuality. My mother just wishes I would get laid.
38. Apparently, I have no sense of self preservation.
39. My ass is a man. I find this peculiar.
40. I am the least talented of all my friends.
41. I let people take advantage of me. I know this is bad.
42. My theme song is Drops of Jupiter by Train
43. If I had a penis, I would use it to make low-fat, high-vitamin smoothies.
44. I am the Γ of sexiness.
45. I have a commentary on my life running constantly in the back of my mind.
46. Sometimes I forget things have already happened.
47. I am obsessive about my debts.
48. I am a better person now then I was then.
49. Pepsi is better than Coke. Unless you're in England. Then Coke is better than Pepsi. (see #20.)
50. I am a Southern Californian girl stuck in the Southern United States. There are pig farmers. Am very bitter about this.
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And lord. I'm a *Midwesterner* stuck in the South, and I think it blows. I can only imagine what the culture clash is like for you.
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And as for culture clash. Omg no.
I have farmers who smell like their pig pens say I'm gorgeous because I have good earlobes. Ugh.