Stolen from the Church of Snarry. Because it is the funneh.

[lunesque]

Our Pairing,
which is sheer heaven,
hallowed be thy Name.
Thy members come,
thy kinks be done,
in fandom and also in canon.

Give us this day our daily slash,
and forgive us our badfics,
as we forgive those
who put Mary Sues in theirs.

But lead us into temptation,
and deliver us from het fics.
For thy union is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
forever and ever.

Amen.