Open letter to a muse

[lunesque]

Draco,

I am supposed to be writing a Kyo Kara Maoh! fic. You are supposed to be in denial of your sexuality.

Therefore, you are not supposed to give me inspiration for some really hot sex with Blaise. He is your best friend. You will be vulnerable. He will eat you alive.

I admit, this is not necessarily a bad thing.

But we have to remember that Blaise simply isn't as noble as Colin and although he's very pretty and really nice in bed, doing anything with him except having shallow conversations about hair will cause messy complications.

And please, let's not forget about Pansy and Padma.

And actual plot which, yes, you are a part of.

Thank you.

Sincerely,

Me

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[on-the-cusp.livejournal.com]

[sniggers quietly in the back]

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

*stares*

This is so not funny.

You have no idea. ;_;

[nonewwitticisms.livejournal.com]

WHAT?! NO! You are so not allowed to have Draco/Blaise thoughts after all we've done for Draco/Colin.

(I want to hear this inspiration.)

But no!

(But yes.)

[lunesque.livejournal.com]

He made me write half a page last night while I was ostensibly waiting for you to pop up (which you didn't. :P )

I weep. I'm all 'What about Colin arrrgh!' and he's all like 'what about him? Does he need to know?'

Me = *flail*