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_slippingaway_, but mostly for Jon
So, I had a dream about ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
_slippingaway_ last night.
I was actually in Draco's PoV. And let me tell you, there's nothing more insane than dreaming from a muse's perspective. @_@ Wow. He's just... so self-centered. And not in the way of "caring only for yourself and your needs" But like... his mother is Draco-centered and the remaining House Elves are Draco-centered. Everyone in his daily life is Draco-centered. Crazy. And he kept looking into mirrors, and he's really pretty. I got that he was pretty when I was writing him before, but like. No.
And he went to the Prefect's thing on the train (which I really wish I remembered more of, because it was really interesting) and after he came out, he immediately went to Blaise and they sat together looking very pretty and mocking everyone in sight. Including Parvati and her underwear. It's really hard to explain how that happened, because Draco doesn't know the whole story. Apparently, Parvati got bespelled somehow and that made her start dancing, and while she was dancing her underclothing kept flying off. I have no idea. Draco thought it was All Very Amusing. Parvati was wearing red. She was sexy. Padma was nowhere in sight--either she had too much sense to be involved, or she was the one that jinxed Parvati. ^^;;
Anyway, there was this woman who reminded me vaguely of Brandi, but more of that--that episode of House where the Mexican woman had the like, 15 pound beign tumor in her stomach and she refused to get an operation because "a woman's body is supposed to have curves". That Mexican lady. Well, Blaise (who is really exceptionally pretty. He and Draco need to have a million gorgeous, vapid children, really. Draco's half-willing to carry them himself because the world needs more painfully beautiful people.) made the mistake of calling her ugly. And she said she was going to get married, and Blaise was like, what, so he's blind? And then proceeded to ignore her.
However, when they got to Hogwarts, it was insane. Professors were tangoing in the halls and Professor Sprout had decorated with vines and flowers. Blaise and Draco just kind of stood there and blinked for a moment until they decided they weren't hallucinating. Snape (in his familiar black robes and scowl) went by, so they were relieved and decided to think no more about it. (I have a suspicion that Flitwick finally snapped and used a Cheering Charm on everyone in his immediate vicinity. It's the only explanation.)
Then, they noticed a bunch of people passing out flyers of some sort, and it was like, the New Cheerful Curriculum and rules detailing how one could no longer mock ones romantic choices (which both Draco and Blaise scoffed at.) At this point, Draco got distracted by a wedding party setting up, and Blaise started laughing. So Draco was like, "What?" and Blaise said, "Draco, you need to look at this." So Draco looked over Blaise's shoulder and there was a list of the sexiest couples in Hogwarts, and Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini was at the top of the list.
Draco behaved very well, first going "Well...huh." and then saying, "I wonder what Colin thinks of this?"
And then the wedding party started, and it was that Mexican chick from the train! There were horses and she was in white and everything! And she saw Blaise and stopped the wedding party completely to wait for his apology. To which Blaise was like, "What the hell are you on? I'm not going to apologize!" And they argued and a horse almost sat on him.
Draco, bored, slung his arm around Blaise's shoulder (which startled me. I was like, what? He's touching Blaise? How strange!) and coaxed him to go into the Great Hall for breakfast.
And then my alarm went off. So strange, the entire thing.
_slippingaway_ last night. I was actually in Draco's PoV. And let me tell you, there's nothing more insane than dreaming from a muse's perspective. @_@ Wow. He's just... so self-centered. And not in the way of "caring only for yourself and your needs" But like... his mother is Draco-centered and the remaining House Elves are Draco-centered. Everyone in his daily life is Draco-centered. Crazy. And he kept looking into mirrors, and he's really pretty. I got that he was pretty when I was writing him before, but like. No.
And he went to the Prefect's thing on the train (which I really wish I remembered more of, because it was really interesting) and after he came out, he immediately went to Blaise and they sat together looking very pretty and mocking everyone in sight. Including Parvati and her underwear. It's really hard to explain how that happened, because Draco doesn't know the whole story. Apparently, Parvati got bespelled somehow and that made her start dancing, and while she was dancing her underclothing kept flying off. I have no idea. Draco thought it was All Very Amusing. Parvati was wearing red. She was sexy. Padma was nowhere in sight--either she had too much sense to be involved, or she was the one that jinxed Parvati. ^^;;
Anyway, there was this woman who reminded me vaguely of Brandi, but more of that--that episode of House where the Mexican woman had the like, 15 pound beign tumor in her stomach and she refused to get an operation because "a woman's body is supposed to have curves". That Mexican lady. Well, Blaise (who is really exceptionally pretty. He and Draco need to have a million gorgeous, vapid children, really. Draco's half-willing to carry them himself because the world needs more painfully beautiful people.) made the mistake of calling her ugly. And she said she was going to get married, and Blaise was like, what, so he's blind? And then proceeded to ignore her.
However, when they got to Hogwarts, it was insane. Professors were tangoing in the halls and Professor Sprout had decorated with vines and flowers. Blaise and Draco just kind of stood there and blinked for a moment until they decided they weren't hallucinating. Snape (in his familiar black robes and scowl) went by, so they were relieved and decided to think no more about it. (I have a suspicion that Flitwick finally snapped and used a Cheering Charm on everyone in his immediate vicinity. It's the only explanation.)
Then, they noticed a bunch of people passing out flyers of some sort, and it was like, the New Cheerful Curriculum and rules detailing how one could no longer mock ones romantic choices (which both Draco and Blaise scoffed at.) At this point, Draco got distracted by a wedding party setting up, and Blaise started laughing. So Draco was like, "What?" and Blaise said, "Draco, you need to look at this." So Draco looked over Blaise's shoulder and there was a list of the sexiest couples in Hogwarts, and Draco Malfoy and Blaise Zabini was at the top of the list.
Draco behaved very well, first going "Well...huh." and then saying, "I wonder what Colin thinks of this?"
And then the wedding party started, and it was that Mexican chick from the train! There were horses and she was in white and everything! And she saw Blaise and stopped the wedding party completely to wait for his apology. To which Blaise was like, "What the hell are you on? I'm not going to apologize!" And they argued and a horse almost sat on him.
Draco, bored, slung his arm around Blaise's shoulder (which startled me. I was like, what? He's touching Blaise? How strange!) and coaxed him to go into the Great Hall for breakfast.
And then my alarm went off. So strange, the entire thing.