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Apparently, I'm interesting lately.
Right. So. My pidgeon spanish got me into an interesting situation.
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*Random Mexican Customer walks in, pays for his items*
Me: Buenos noches! (yay for two years of Spanish!)
RMC: *some random spanish gibberish*
Me: *teardrop* Ah. Piquito espanol. (Ignore my spelling. I know that's probably not what that is.)
RMC: Ah. Como te llamas?
Me: Rachel.
RMC: *random spanish gibberish*
Me: No comprende mucho espanol.
RMC: *slow spanish gibberish*
Me: *terrified, deer in the headlights look*
RMC: *slowly* Will you marry?
Me: *terrified smile and I decide to lie through my teeth* Ah. Um. I'M ENGAGED!
RMC: Oh. *mournful look*
Me: *backing away politely*
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How does this happen?
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*Random Mexican Customer walks in, pays for his items*
Me: Buenos noches! (yay for two years of Spanish!)
RMC: *some random spanish gibberish*
Me: *teardrop* Ah. Piquito espanol. (Ignore my spelling. I know that's probably not what that is.)
RMC: Ah. Como te llamas?
Me: Rachel.
RMC: *random spanish gibberish*
Me: No comprende mucho espanol.
RMC: *slow spanish gibberish*
Me: *terrified, deer in the headlights look*
RMC: *slowly* Will you marry?
Me: *terrified smile and I decide to lie through my teeth* Ah. Um. I'M ENGAGED!
RMC: Oh. *mournful look*
Me: *backing away politely*
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How does this happen?