I am going to spam. *spams*

[lunesque]

You know, I was thinking about it, and I recalled that a certain someone *coughred_moon_risingcough* was supposed to slash me and Kasi a loooooong time ago. And I still haven't read it. :(

Hey...I wonder...

*clears throat and hopes*

To those who know me and straypenstrokes, I offer this (and hope I'm important enough for people to care).

I want someone to write moriavis/straypenstrokes. And I want it to be smutty/angsty/fluffy whatever.

And for the author's trouble, I will write them a story. Fanfic, original, anything. Anything they want at all. It can be something as simple as a haiku, or something as squicky as... oh, Dumbledore/Giant Squid, or even an Oh-my-god-Hermione-is-the-daughter-of-Aragorn-and-Arwen-and-has-switched-dimensions-to-save-Middle-Earth-Mary-Sue type.

And. I'll even be completely insane and say I'll write a story for everyone who slashes me. Whether it's me/krysis_, or me/elite_stoat, or me/poetic_licence, I don't care. If you slash me with someone on my friends list, you will get a story of your choice. (As long as -someone- slashes me with straypenstrokes please????)

*scurries away and hides*

Comments

[scheherezhad]

Okay, because I love you (and because of that whole dead birds + stone thing), I will write me/you slash. I can't say it'll be brilliant. Or coherent. Or even entirely in English. But I'll give it a go.

[monochromal.livejournal.com]

Does it have to be smutty AND angsty AND fluffy AND whatever? *innocent look*

WHY DO I DO THESE THINGS TO MYSELF. I AM SUCH A SUCKER FOR CHALLENGES. -.-

[moriavis.livejournal.com]

<333333333333333333333333333333333

[moriavis.livejournal.com]

it can be anything. anything at all. (from you? All of it? *big pleading eyes*) *loves you madly*

[makishef.livejournal.com]

...Dumbledore/Giant Squid?

*scampers off to write Mori/Kasi fic*

[on-the-cusp.livejournal.com]

omgwtfiloveyou.

[moriavis.livejournal.com]

MEEP!!

omg, you're not actually serious about Du/Sq, are you? o.O *weeps*

[moriavis.livejournal.com]

*blushes and toes ground* I really wanted our story!!

And you better love me--Mak wants Dumbledore/Squid. >

[moriavis.livejournal.com]

And you know, the offer's open to you as well. You slash me, and I will write for you. <3333 (Not that I don't already write for you, but yeah.)

[on-the-cusp.livejournal.com]

[giggles] yeah, but mak's worth it!

[on-the-cusp.livejournal.com]

dude, i owe you too much - make it one of your requests. >< i need those, btw. >

[moriavis.livejournal.com]

*laughs and loves* I'll get on it.

[moriavis.livejournal.com]

*weeps* And she's lucky she is! >

[saekhwa]

I would write slash for you, but I'm not sure I know Kasi too well. And I still owe Leslie mirror!smut that is forever and a day late.

O.O

Oh.

But.

moriavis/ishuca slash.

*laughs madly*

[moriavis.livejournal.com]

o.O

You aren't actually serious, are you?

But. A promise is a promise--you slash me (with anyone, really) and I will write you whatever you want. *sighs* :P

[saekhwa]

:P

I might. Then I'll try my hand at you/Kasi and you/whomever else.

*grins*

When I write it, then I'll decide what you write for me. 'Tis only fair.

[moriavis.livejournal.com]

Yes, it is. Only fair. Are you at home or school?

[saekhwa]

I'm at home right now.

And you?

[moriavis.livejournal.com]

At school, surprise! <3

[saekhwa]

*giggles*

[on-the-cusp.livejournal.com]

mkay