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Happy Birthday, Cai! *huggles* I love you, and I hope today's a good day for you. ^^ Here's a pathetic little gift for you, dear.
Cheese Whiz
“What do you have there, Potter?”
“Its called Cheese Whiz, Malfoy.”
“It’s obviously a Muggle confectionery.”
It’s good… do you want to try it?”
“What is it?”
“It’s cheese in a can.”
“Cheese. In a can.”
“Is there an echo in the room?”
“Shove it, Potty.”
“Do you want to try it or not?”
“… all right…”
“Okay, tilt your head back, like so… and I’ll press the nozzle…”
“Po’er! Aht are oou ooing? I’s ‘etting… everywhere!”
“If you’ll hold on just a minute, I’ll clean you up—“
“…What are you doing??”
“I’m licking you, Malfoy. I certainly can’t let good cheese go to waste just because your mouth isn’t big enough!”
“My mouth is not—mmph.”
“Mmmmm.”
“Mmmmph… Potter, didn’t your family ever teach you to share?”
“Can you blame me for liking Malfoy-flavored cheese whiz?”
“Well, I certainly can’t fault your palette. Potter-flavored isn’t half-bad either.”
“Malfoy… have you ever had Phish food?”
“Are you equating me with a slimy, scaled, bug-eyed creature? After I complimented you, no less? Honestly!”
“It’s an ice cream, you pure-blooded idiot!”
“I’m not an idiot, Potter.”
“It has chocolate… and marshmallow…”
“Oh.”
“…and caramel…”
“Ohhh.”
“Are you interested?”
“…I get to dribble it on you, right?”
“Anything you want, Malfoy.”
“Well, in that case, Potty, lead on. After all, I can’t let it be said that Malfoys aren’t adventurous.”
“Give me a chance, Malfoy, and we’ll see how adventurous you really are.”
Finis.
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Anyway, I hope you enjoy it, and it really sucks, but it's what happens after a night of staying up with cheese whiz and Wheat Thins. ^___^
Cheese Whiz
“What do you have there, Potter?”
“Its called Cheese Whiz, Malfoy.”
“It’s obviously a Muggle confectionery.”
It’s good… do you want to try it?”
“What is it?”
“It’s cheese in a can.”
“Cheese. In a can.”
“Is there an echo in the room?”
“Shove it, Potty.”
“Do you want to try it or not?”
“… all right…”
“Okay, tilt your head back, like so… and I’ll press the nozzle…”
“Po’er! Aht are oou ooing? I’s ‘etting… everywhere!”
“If you’ll hold on just a minute, I’ll clean you up—“
“…What are you doing??”
“I’m licking you, Malfoy. I certainly can’t let good cheese go to waste just because your mouth isn’t big enough!”
“My mouth is not—mmph.”
“Mmmmm.”
“Mmmmph… Potter, didn’t your family ever teach you to share?”
“Can you blame me for liking Malfoy-flavored cheese whiz?”
“Well, I certainly can’t fault your palette. Potter-flavored isn’t half-bad either.”
“Malfoy… have you ever had Phish food?”
“Are you equating me with a slimy, scaled, bug-eyed creature? After I complimented you, no less? Honestly!”
“It’s an ice cream, you pure-blooded idiot!”
“I’m not an idiot, Potter.”
“It has chocolate… and marshmallow…”
“Oh.”
“…and caramel…”
“Ohhh.”
“Are you interested?”
“…I get to dribble it on you, right?”
“Anything you want, Malfoy.”
“Well, in that case, Potty, lead on. After all, I can’t let it be said that Malfoys aren’t adventurous.”
“Give me a chance, Malfoy, and we’ll see how adventurous you really are.”
Finis.
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Anyway, I hope you enjoy it, and it really sucks, but it's what happens after a night of staying up with cheese whiz and Wheat Thins. ^___^
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I adore it!!!
*laughs*
It's funny.
Kinda reminds me of that fic I was gonna do with seafood...if only because of the licking...
*laughs*
*loves*
Cai
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however, i hate you.
because i now have a craving for phish food ice cream and they don't SELL IT ON THE BLEEDING ISLAND YOU BITCH!!!
::pouts and starts to cry::
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that was so cute!
:more laughs:
you should do part II with the ice cream!
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On another note, did you get my e-mail? It's been around a week and a half, and I just wanted to make sure you got it. Also, do you have a DVD player? and I need your address, because I've got your movie. ^^
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and yes, i did get your email. i'm in the middle of replying to it (you should check out my to-do list at my lj. blarg). i'm so behiiiiiiiiiiiiiind! :weeps:
and yes, i do. well, actually it's a PS2. but who's checking anyway?
and one day i will get my act together enough that i'll be able to send out all of my packages... argh. just- argh.
:hugs:
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:meeps hopefully:
and if only you had a region two player i'd send you a japanese disc... :sniffs:
but you know, japanese and american VHS players are compatible...
have you seen sen to chihiro no kamikakushi (spirited away) by hayao miyazaki (studio ghibli)?
because, if not...
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