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In honor of the fact that the SILENT HILL movie comes out in TWELVE DAYS (*insert fangirl squee*) ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
nyrv and I decided to rape a christmas song for our own amusement. Okay, honestly, nyrv did all the hard work, like actually thinking up lyrics. I just did a little research and typed while he dictated.
So. We actually had two versions. The "name version" found here, and this generic but still very funny and apropos version:
The Twelve Days of Silent Hill
On the first day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
A skinless little child zombie.
On the second day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
On the third day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
Three creepy nurses,
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
On the fourth day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
Four Insane Cancers,
Three creepy nurses ,
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
On the fifth day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
--Five Samaels!
Four Insane Cancers,
Three creepy nurses,
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
On the sixth day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
Six Robbie Rabbits,
--Five Samaels!
Four Insane Cancers,
Three creepy nurses,
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
On the seventh day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
Seven Abstract Daddies,
Six Robbie Rabbits,
--Five Samaels!
Four Insane Cancers,
Three creepy nurses,
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
On the eighth day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
Eight flying screamers,
Seven Abstract Daddies,
Six Robbie Rabbits,
--Five Samaels!
Four Insane Cancers,
Three creepy nurses,
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
On the ninth day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
Nine crawling patients,
Eight flying screamers,
Seven Abstract Daddies,
Six Robbie Rabbits,
--Five Samaels!
Four Insane Cancers,
Three creepy nurses,
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
On the tenth day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
Ten of Walter’s victims,
Nine crawling patients,
Eight flying screamers,
Seven Abstract Daddies,
Six Robbie Rabbits,
--Five Samaels!
Four Insane Cancers,
Three creepy nurses,
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
On the eleventh day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
Eleven caged cadavers,
Ten of Walter’s victims,
Nine crawling patients,
Eight flying screamers,
Seven Abstract Daddies,
Six Robbie Rabbits,
--Five Samaels!
Four Insane Cancers,
Three creepy nurses,
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
On the twelfth day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
Twelve Pyramid Heads,
Eleven caged cadavers,
Ten of Walter’s victims,
Nine crawling patients,
Eight flying screamers,
Seven Abstract Daddies,
Six Robbie Rabbits,
--Five Samaels!
Four Insane Cancers,
Three creepy nurses,
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
Silent Hill LUH.
nyrv and I decided to rape a christmas song for our own amusement. Okay, honestly, nyrv did all the hard work, like actually thinking up lyrics. I just did a little research and typed while he dictated.So. We actually had two versions. The "name version" found here, and this generic but still very funny and apropos version:
The Twelve Days of Silent Hill
On the first day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
A skinless little child zombie.
On the second day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
On the third day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
Three creepy nurses,
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
On the fourth day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
Four Insane Cancers,
Three creepy nurses ,
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
On the fifth day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
--Five Samaels!
Four Insane Cancers,
Three creepy nurses,
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
On the sixth day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
Six Robbie Rabbits,
--Five Samaels!
Four Insane Cancers,
Three creepy nurses,
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
On the seventh day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
Seven Abstract Daddies,
Six Robbie Rabbits,
--Five Samaels!
Four Insane Cancers,
Three creepy nurses,
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
On the eighth day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
Eight flying screamers,
Seven Abstract Daddies,
Six Robbie Rabbits,
--Five Samaels!
Four Insane Cancers,
Three creepy nurses,
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
On the ninth day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
Nine crawling patients,
Eight flying screamers,
Seven Abstract Daddies,
Six Robbie Rabbits,
--Five Samaels!
Four Insane Cancers,
Three creepy nurses,
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
On the tenth day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
Ten of Walter’s victims,
Nine crawling patients,
Eight flying screamers,
Seven Abstract Daddies,
Six Robbie Rabbits,
--Five Samaels!
Four Insane Cancers,
Three creepy nurses,
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
On the eleventh day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
Eleven caged cadavers,
Ten of Walter’s victims,
Nine crawling patients,
Eight flying screamers,
Seven Abstract Daddies,
Six Robbie Rabbits,
--Five Samaels!
Four Insane Cancers,
Three creepy nurses,
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
On the twelfth day of Silent Hill, some bastard gave to me:
Twelve Pyramid Heads,
Eleven caged cadavers,
Ten of Walter’s victims,
Nine crawling patients,
Eight flying screamers,
Seven Abstract Daddies,
Six Robbie Rabbits,
--Five Samaels!
Four Insane Cancers,
Three creepy nurses,
Two bloody dogs,
And a skinless little child zombie.
Silent Hill LUH.