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lunesque ([personal profile] lunesque) wrote2008-10-15 08:08 pm
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Help! Weird co-worker has a creepy writing crush on me! What do I do?

[identity profile] on-the-cusp.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
tell him you only like boys with superhuman powers.
or when they're touching other boys.

[identity profile] lunesque.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
I totally would, if he were actually like, crushing on me instead of on my brain. *laughs*

[identity profile] makishef.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 01:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Write furry porn with bondage and tentacles monsters and "accidentally" leave it somewhere he can find it.

...But make sure you write it SMRT.

[identity profile] lunesque.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
He's not in love with me, per se--but when I fangirl and dissect the shows we watch (because I fangirl everywhere. Is there supposed to be a line between fandom and real life? Because I fail.) And then he's all like, "the way you talk about it, you make me think about things I've never thought before, and that makes this show even better!"

I should post his e-mails to me. They're cracktastic.

[identity profile] lunesque.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
That would HURT MY BRAIN!

Also, SMRT writing is probably where his level actually is, if his e-mails to me are any indication. ^^;;

I'm such a bad, elitest person. I never thought in a million years I'd have an ego about my writing.

[identity profile] makishef.livejournal.com 2008-10-16 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahaha, you're allowed to hate on someone else's writing, yo. I do it to V all the time; he is the very stereotypical math/computer nerd, in that he can analyze anything you throw his way and solve mathematics problems so complicated there are no numbers, but he can't spell to save his life.

I've teased him so much that now I tend to get one-word e-mails unless he has time to run them through spell-check first. My favorite word of his, oh, ever? "Facenating."