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Also, it's absolutely insane how active my muses have gotten over the last couple of days.
Now, if you've known me at all in the past couple of years, you'll know that when I get sick or tired or bored or just generally not completely focused, sometimes what I say isn't actually me, but a muse.
(
nonewwitticisms,
draca,
evanjeline, and maybe
scheherezhad can probably all attest to this. And
nonewwitticisms has confirmed that muses actually change the way I type.)
Case in point:
I was discussing with Customer A the options we had regarding reducing his APR on his credit card. I'm a retention agent, so I have the ability to change things like that if our credit department has reviewed the account and decided that we don't mind giving them a lower APR.
So tonight I was mind-boggingly bored and going through that conversation on complete autopilot, and Customer A asks:
Why does it take so long for the credit department to make a decision?
Me: (not paying attention) Well, you see, it's a little difficult to explain. I don't know the exact criteria that our credit department uses, but it's basically--
Alex (using my mouth): Basically, the credit department is like a skittish prom date. You have to wait until they come around.
Me: *blinks and gapes at computer in horror, thinking Oh, my god, I did not just say that!
Customer A: I guess that makes sense.
Me: QA (Quality Assurance) is going to kick my ass if they listen to this call.
Also, I'm thinking of creating a filter for when I do start posting my original stuff, because of course I'm kind of protective over it. If you want to be in on that filter, just comment here.
Now, if you've known me at all in the past couple of years, you'll know that when I get sick or tired or bored or just generally not completely focused, sometimes what I say isn't actually me, but a muse.
(
Case in point:
I was discussing with Customer A the options we had regarding reducing his APR on his credit card. I'm a retention agent, so I have the ability to change things like that if our credit department has reviewed the account and decided that we don't mind giving them a lower APR.
So tonight I was mind-boggingly bored and going through that conversation on complete autopilot, and Customer A asks:
Why does it take so long for the credit department to make a decision?
Me: (not paying attention) Well, you see, it's a little difficult to explain. I don't know the exact criteria that our credit department uses, but it's basically--
Alex (using my mouth): Basically, the credit department is like a skittish prom date. You have to wait until they come around.
Me: *blinks and gapes at computer in horror, thinking Oh, my god, I did not just say that!
Customer A: I guess that makes sense.
Me: QA (Quality Assurance) is going to kick my ass if they listen to this call.
Also, I'm thinking of creating a filter for when I do start posting my original stuff, because of course I'm kind of protective over it. If you want to be in on that filter, just comment here.
