*pokes you* All this trying isn't going to make me write him, you know. I know about your dastardly plans. *beady look*

1) He wears a nightgown because he thinks if he's more feminine, Yuuri won't mind being his fiance.

2) He doesn't mind Celi's boisterous affection as much as he says he does.

3) He's afraid that if he isn't loud and obnoxious, everyone will forget he's there, and will continue their lives without missing him.