lunesque | Muses. I don't know why I love them.

Conrad – Please, for the love of all that is holy, stop singing Irresistable. Please. I know you love all of this cheesy pop, but it's killing me. And no, …Baby, One More Time is not a viable alternative.

Gwendal – You're jealous. I get it. Stop brooding, I'll write you pr0n soon enough.

Shori – Stop woobling about in my brain. You have no idea how much karaoke I sang and how much cheap ramen I ate to make you happy over the last three months.

Yuuri – Yes, Gwen's had sex with Conrad. Yes, Shori's had sex with Conrad too. No, you still haven't. I agree that this is absolutely tragic and will attempt to rectify it immediately. However, it'll probably be in a foursome, and he still won't be yours in the end. ^^;; I'm sorry.

Wolfram – Josak let you in. The only reason I'm letting you stay is because you're the fourth in my smut square. Behave yourself, or I'm making it a threesome.

Josak – I know you want Conrad. It's just not going to happen, okay? Get over it.

Anissina – I know you want lesbian sex with Conrad. And you know I hate genderfuck fics. All the same, I promise I'll let you try out an invention on him one of these days.

Draco – I swear to god that if you don't bottom to Harry, I won't let you have your Blaise porn. I don't care if you're going to tell your father, because I'm pretty sure you're not going to tell him about this.

Dean – Enough. About. The. Beer. Why are you freeloading in my brain, anyway?

Gabrielle – Are you actually moving around? O.o I have a feeling that Raven's been talking to you, and that's good. If there's anyone who knows about mental illness, it's a psychiatrist who happens to be in love with his twin brother.

Raven – I know you're not in love with Alex. *cough*

Alex – How can you be so clueless about the fact that everyone wants you, almost as much as everyone wants Conrad?

Hasan – Where are you? I get concerned when you vanish. It means you're up to something bad.

Muses. I don't know why I love them.

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